Saturday, May 26, 2007

Desperate Failure

Dear Aunty Caroline:

I'm an 22 year old blond failure.
My fiancé has left me for my best friend, she's really hot and sexy. And I feel like garbage when I'm near her... because I'm chubby and I have acne marks, overall I think I'm really cute!
What should I do to split them? I'm really sad with this situation. =(

Please help me!

2 comments:

no news is good news said...

My dear failure,
I personally think you should either get a life, get over it, or play a singles game of Russian Roulette...

Hope this helps.
Nuno

The Ruler said...

dear blond,
you are more than just your appearance, don't let them get you down. if they betrayed you it's because non of them desearved your love and friendship.
you should get someone that really cares for you and forget all past stories. in that way, you can show them that you are better and much more happier than you have ever been!
(catz, leoner e anais)